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I like eminem, alright? Hes good.

I 'unno how this is relivant, but here it is anyways, how I feel for the world...

*Gasp* *Epic Pause* BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. OMG THE KITTENS, KITTEN KILLS THE KITTENS, KILL THE KITTENS EVERYTIME KITTENS KILLS A KITTEN!!

THE PUPPIES, OH DEAR LORD NOT THE PUPPIES!! THE PUPPIES RAPE THE PUPPIES, DEAD PUPPIES!!

NOT /b/ ETHIER!! (I really don't care about /b/, but thats irrelivant, so...)

THE MUSKRATS!!! OH NOT THE MUSKRATS!!

MY BEST FRIEND WHOM LIVED BESIDE ME FOR 14 FUCKING YEARS, SHE KILLED A PIECE OF PAPER!! SHE HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR ME HOWEVER I DON'T FUCKING KNOW (IDFK) HOW I FEEL FOR HER, SHE MIGHT BE OK BUT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! (idtfk)

ONE TIME MY SISTER WAS YELLING A RANT HOW GOD ISN'T REAL!!

MY COMPUTER TOLD ME THAT THERE IS NO GODDAMN MARKER!!

MY TV WAS ON AT MICHEAL JACKSON'S FUNERAL!!

WHY IS THIS IN ALL CAPS?

WHY DID I WAKE UP AT 7 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TO SEE FOG???!!!

ARE YOU CRACKER JA-OH FUCK!! *he peers out of the corner, looking at me with a smile* *I look back at him* DUNNN LOOK AT ME!!!

I'll understand if this is tl;dr, but if you read it, you'll get it.

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Or not....