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Infromercials that advertise useless crap! Whats the point? I mean like sure, when they advertised Snuggies, who the fuck would have bought it? It's a backwards robe! "Ooooooo its made out of a nice and warm fleece cloth" "Yeah? Well so is my autumn jacket, but you don't see me wearing it inside!"

If I had to wear one of those, I might as well join satanism, because when I first seen this "thing" advertised on T.V, I thought it was some sort of cult uniform!

And another thing that was advertised that brung my piss to a boil, was the ShamWow towel. Seriously? We're too lazy to clean up a stain by rubbing a puddle with a dry or wet facecloth? And ShamWow was made in Germany, so what? Just because it was manufactured in Germany dosen't mean it's super efficiant!

One more item that I have to let out is Buckleys, If I made the advertisement for Buckleys, this is what it'd be.

"Buckleys, it tastes like shit, and it barly fucking works" Then I'd just have some shitfaced grin on me.