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The age of bloodshed has come to an end. There is peace once more across the cosmos, and I, Marcus Terrance, am no longer needed.

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Sooner or later.

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2012.

Posted by deathslayer - November 19th, 2009


....What do you think of 2012?

The mayans back then woulden't have made the calander to whenever they were going to make it, I will make a scenario explaining it.

*Mayan calander worker is chipping away at stone* *Mayan girl* Whatchu doing? *Mayan worker looks up at the woman, and smiles* Me? Just makin' a calander *Mayan girl tilts her head at an angle in confusion* ....what?! *Mayan worker laughs* Haha, you'll see.... *Mayan worker gets back to work*

3 weeks later

*Mayan worker is on December 20th, 2012*....*He chips in the 21st of that month, then gives up* Haaa....damn....fuck this...*he tosses his chisle and mallet away, sits ups, and walks away as far as he can from the calander*

It was purly simple, that mayan worker was too tired to carry on.

Oh and btw, the Mayans were NOT the first civilization, I think it was the Olmecs or something like that.

2012.


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I agree, there have been too many end of the world predictions to belive this. Like the year 2000, or 666 day. In fact, even today's Mayans dont belive in this bullshit.

The 666 day?....

So that proves that religion has yet again failed.

the white people lie to you D:< DAMMIT IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE WHITE PEOPLE!

Always the white people, and the PALE white people lie MOAR.

get a life douch bag

Huhuhuhuhuhuhhuhhhhaaaaaaaaa.....

ya mum failed when i fucked her last night

Oh wow nice fucking comeback, fuck be original for once

first I will say its not ending in 2012 thats bullshit.

second more then that says it will end then
the master computer that runs the internet say something will happen.
many mideval orcals say it will.
then the bible.
and a few more but I cant remeber them.

third the movie was good but I'm tired of people like oh it not going to end it will be a dumb movie bla bla... its a good movie in my opinion.

and fourth thats how the mayan thing did happen I even now a friend who has mayan anstery he sayed they stoped because why make it longer.

Haha yes, thats true.

Just like 666. It isn't the number of the devil or anything to do with religion. It's because Nero one of the bad emperors of Rome. The letters n, e, r, and o are either six letters apart or are the sixth letters or something like that. They just say it's bad because he danced as some part of Rome burned down to the ground and was just a really bad guy.

Exactly.

I remembered something! One of my friends sisters had a baby boy on the sixth minute of the sixth hour of the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year! Unfortunately the poor little boy died are very painful death last year. =(

.....Um....

Ouch.

ya thats what i said who the hell wants to make this big complicated calander for the rest of there lives also i heard they were at war at the time they were doin that dont know if its true tho

Haha yes.

Yet again, us internet pplz win.

I'm just waiting till december 21 of 2012 to look at all those the world is ending dumbshits and say "ah ha I just told you so, loosers no one ever was right when they tried to guess the world's end" and then see them all face palm try to get back all the shit they selled (to me) because them wouldn't need it anymore and look at their faces when they try to get all their shit back (whe I say hell no it is mine now) but I bet those fucktards will just found a new doomsday church to get more people into beliving this kind of bullshut

mayan bystander: hey this calander only goes to 2012
mayan calander worker: well I went out of space duh !

or

mayan calander worker(18 yrs old): I'll start this calander
mayan calander worker(40 yrs old): 1552...1553...1554...
mayan calander worker(80 yrs old): ...2012 wow I'm old and I have to teach someone else how to do this work
mayan calander worker(80 yrs old and one day): hey first you get position of the...(drops dead of old age)...

Haha, that was win.

you not what would suck that one crazyed guy come in your house shouting its the end and shoots you.
if any thing we will tear are self apart buy think about the end.
yes many of us now that the world will end but then seeing as the solar flare that will kill us oh sorry kill are great great great ext grand childern is about some what of 10 million years away
when 1-1-13 comes I'll say hello to all the dumb shits.

its going to be sad and funny when 2012 december comes people will by fliping out stealing,killing, blowing all off all thier cash,blowing up cars,blowing up other people, and some other country that does not belive in 2012 will be laughing.