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I like eminem, alright? Hes good.

I 'unno how this is relivant, but here it is anyways, how I feel for the world...

*Gasp* *Epic Pause* BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. OMG THE KITTENS, KITTEN KILLS THE KITTENS, KILL THE KITTENS EVERYTIME KITTENS KILLS A KITTEN!!

THE PUPPIES, OH DEAR LORD NOT THE PUPPIES!! THE PUPPIES RAPE THE PUPPIES, DEAD PUPPIES!!

NOT /b/ ETHIER!! (I really don't care about /b/, but thats irrelivant, so...)

THE MUSKRATS!!! OH NOT THE MUSKRATS!!

MY BEST FRIEND WHOM LIVED BESIDE ME FOR 14 FUCKING YEARS, SHE KILLED A PIECE OF PAPER!! SHE HAS STRONG FEELINGS FOR ME HOWEVER I DON'T FUCKING KNOW (IDFK) HOW I FEEL FOR HER, SHE MIGHT BE OK BUT I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!! (idtfk)

ONE TIME MY SISTER WAS YELLING A RANT HOW GOD ISN'T REAL!!

MY COMPUTER TOLD ME THAT THERE IS NO GODDAMN MARKER!!

MY TV WAS ON AT MICHEAL JACKSON'S FUNERAL!!

WHY IS THIS IN ALL CAPS?

WHY DID I WAKE UP AT 7 IN THE FUCKING MORNING TO SEE FOG???!!!

ARE YOU CRACKER JA-OH FUCK!! *he peers out of the corner, looking at me with a smile* *I look back at him* DUNNN LOOK AT ME!!!

I'll understand if this is tl;dr, but if you read it, you'll get it.

. . .

Or not....

I just finished watching the 4 Player Podcast's live show, its still going...

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And Travis, Nick, and David, they're the Four Player Podcast.

Brad is the black short haired, black shirted chubby man, Nick is the bald guy in blue (I think) Travis is the Orange haired fellow in a red shirt (I think I mixed them up) and David (Davis?) is the long black haired white shirted guy.

By the way, Brad falls.

Well, its not the dancing monkey, but it`s pretty close....okay, *looks again* wait....didn`t I kill you?

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Fully customizable.....son of a bitch.

But seriously, I've noticed that video game have the colour scheme of Dirt and rust.

Health Meters are out of style, so are counters.

Every game is mostly an FPS, over the shoulder, or stupid fucking over view war games.

There are barly any side scrollers.

Originality is somewhat out of date (65% of all games of today involve Aliens, Space Marines, abandoned space ships, and blood and gore)

I noticed that there are no more E rated games, it's been mostly M or T. Or as low as E10

Games that EA makes FAIL EPICLY (Exept for dead space)

Every Xbox 360 fan looks up to Halo 3 (Not every fan, but a majority of them)
And
It seems the Wii died out a year ago, and the 360 and PS3 are in steady compitition.

My point is that the Retardus Maximus Influenza (The Retard Virus) has hit the gaming industry.

After a week of planning, I got it!

Go see it.

Here is the link: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/dea thslayer666/super-mario

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I'm addicted to this like a little 8 year old thats addicted to surgar.

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And this....

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JESUS CHRIST STOP ALREADY!!

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

Fuck.....*walks off stage*...*Sponsor guy walks to stage, and taps the microphone*....And people have been craving bikes, so were gonna give 'em bikes! *A bike falls from the sky*....*someone from in the crowd* You SUCK!

*EDIT 1* The picture is the douchebag of the century, and I will provide a link.

*EDIT 1.5 (cause im not original)* Link provided, please, someone kill him and hang him by the neck with his own small intestine,

Should I?......

Please pick for me, its voting time

Xbox 360 logo
Playstation3 logo
Nintendo Wii logo
Nintendo DS logo
Sega logo
Nintendo logo

Which one should I draw?

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Whats your favorite pop?

Mines Dr. Pepper